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So basically... The Helvault sucked. Love, A.
And I thought I told you to put the effort into making a long distance spell to bind things.
You still haven’t learned it seems.
also
I suspect in MtG’s Grand History of Screwing Important Characters Over, Sorin Markov will end up giving all his power to Avacyn in order to restore balance and will die / be eaten by wolves / be forced to listen to Barbara Streisand for the rest of his short existence.
Tell me I’m wrong.
Watch and be amazed as you are wrong.
Proof of my craftsmanship.
Impressive Sorin, in your prime you were quite the ‘walker.
In my prime? I never left my prime, unlike some people.
Dying does not count as leaving your prime.
Although to be fair I suppose changing the nature of the planeswalker spark shouldn’t count either. But at the same time you clearly are not the being you once were.
All the alteration of the spark means is that some things have to be done long hand.
Proof of my craftsmanship.
Impressive Sorin, in your prime you were quite the ‘walker.
In my prime? I never left my prime, unlike some people.
How novel. I don’t have the kind of resource surplus to indulge in taxidermy at the moment, but I will have to keep this in mind.
You know, I do have some preserved wildlife collecting dust in the attic of at least one of my abodes. I could send you something.
Hopefully you don’t mind fur.
Not in the least. I’ll gladly take whatever you feel you can do without, Lord Markov.
Well, where shall I deliver them to, and do you have a preference for size category?
Lumengrid would work wonderfully. Just look for the large, occasionally pulsating building in the middle of the sea of oil and liquid chrome. I’ll be sure to tell the spire monitors to expect you, so you shouldn’t have too much trouble getting here. As for size, I care little. As long as you provide a diverse selection, I’m sure I’ll be happy with whatever you choose.
Well I certainly do have variety. I think I some of those specimens have gone extinct.
I shall get these to you as soon as I can.
How novel. I don’t have the kind of resource surplus to indulge in taxidermy at the moment, but I will have to keep this in mind.
You know, I do have some preserved wildlife collecting dust in the attic of at least one of my abodes. I could send you something.
Hopefully you don’t mind fur.
Not in the least. I’ll gladly take whatever you feel you can do without, Lord Markov.
Well, where shall I deliver them to, and do you have a preference for size category?
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